can we all look at this for a second. ohmygosh. gross? or incredible

gross.

once upon a time I actually got enough sleep at night

Mona Lisa ran New York Marathon

I spent way too much time/effort on this

Adventure Time!

ugly girls get faucet water

this is avril lavigne’s world

we’re just living in it

I’m tired of people talking about this.

guys. it’s. a. movie.

vaguely threatening Valentine’s Day card

Kanye West goes to my school, no joke

a pooping standoff

it doesn’t roll off the tongue, but more truthful. nice try, Obam

okay. Godwin laughed at me for believing this. it’s not true, guys. was I the only one that fell for it

Turd Ferguson

lol every time

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jeopardy/1356270

I haven’t eaten/accomplished anything all day. 7:30pm, whaaaat

Shout out to parents who put leashes on their children

the most annoying part about memes is that I have to wait for the whole picture to load before I can read the words. it’s usually not even funny

“grandpa what are you doing in there? I need to use the bathroom”

my birthday is September 2nd. someone please

ovaries before brovaries

wut

very close