In Costa Maya (ported from cruise ship) they tried to upsell me under eye cream for FORTY MINUTES to fix the “dark circles” under eyes, but it’s juuust mascara folks. I juuust don’t wash my makeup off and I juuust don’t know how to say “I’m not interested! Don’t bother trying because I’ll only make an excuse about ‘I have to ask my husband before spending $1,500 on skincare, then I’ll never come back!” That’s what I told him and he said “that’s what everyone says and never comes back.” Sad! and I’m still thinking about it 6 days later